| One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?"
The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home." |
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| Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb. |
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| Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them. |
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